Oh, so last night I tried to make a roast lamb and I set the oven on fire. I went over to check what was cooking and my boyfriend pulled me away and told me it was on fire. I turned the oven off and when we opened the oven door all this black smoke came out and you know…
I thought that stuff only happened on the TV. That is the first time I have ever set something in the oven on fire and seen black smoke come out of the oven in reality. The whole unit stank for quite some time. I was thankful the smoke alarm didn’t get activated.
I actually thought I was in The Sims.
I hope I don’t set my pork chops on fire tonight. Otherwise I will never cook ever again and get fat on take away.